1, All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555

2, Most dogs are immortal

3, If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year

4, All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her

5, All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread

6, It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down

7, Once, applied, lipstick will never rub off -even while scuba diving

8, The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty

9, If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition - even if you haven't been carrying any before now

10, During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once

11, You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home

12, Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do

13, If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition

14, The Eiffel Tower can bee seen from any window in Paris

15, A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds

16, If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long

17, The Chief of Police is always black

18, When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare

19, Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe

20, Kitchen's don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead

21, If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear

22, Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say ; Enter password now

23, Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it

24, Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames

25, The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job

26, A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a sports stadium

27, Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant

28, Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments

29, All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large readouts so you know exactly when going to go off

30, It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting

31, If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps

32, Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilisation

33, It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors

34, Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite

35, When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other

37, Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside

38, An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an 8 year old.